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I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood.
If I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
The streets are paved with hand jobs.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN

It's called being an asshole, Goda.

Naw, that's only wanting to GET fucked, Dojima.
You oughta know.

So fucking witty, I might actually laugh myself to death.

Didn't know you had such a delicate fuckin' constitution. They not feedin' you or somethin'?

Shut up. Cigarettes are food.

The fuck they are.

Dumb little shit. Eat somethin'!

Who are you my mother?

[ ...sometimes, he makes it too easy. ]

Nah, but she was calling me 'daddy' last night. So best ya be respectful.

[ ...nope... ]

You couldn't handle my mother, Goda.

Cause I know better'n to stick my dick in a freezer.

[ SIGH. TOUCHE. ]

I will let you make that one ice queen joke about my mom if you never do it again.

What're ya gonna do about it?

[ Face in hands. ]

I will deck you.

That right?

[ Can you sense how unthreatened he feels right now, Daigo? Or can you just hear him laughing? ]

That's right.

[ He will do it! For his mother's honor!!!! ]

Know ya probably get this question a lot but...

Would I feel it?

Only one way to find out, right?

Ya comin' to town for me to kick your ass then?

Sure I'll run right out there.

[ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 ]

Be there in an hour

[ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 ]

See ya there with bells on.

Not that I'm holdin' my breath.

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